Who was Elise?
At any rate, it all started at lunchtime when LC brought her little memo pad thingy from Graphics (which I recognized due to SE's own one during Creative Writing), and she got a little fixated on the notes.
Eventually, I discovered the 'Love is...' at the bottom, and we came up with some ideas like 'You', and then 'B.S.', etc. Deciding to be really ridiculous, I came up with 'Love is...Table'. At first, it didn't make sense...and then, enter Teen Sense, occasionally known as Dirty Sense.
Tables...
- can be used by large groups (though they're sometimes made for one)
- have a person at the head
- become sticky if you spill stuff on them
- have to be cleaned with vigorous rubbing with a rag back and forth...back and forth...
- are long, hard, and smooth
- are woody
- can have feet and such getting stuck in them
- have food sometimes dropping into the crack
Although I must credit Dude Whose Name I Don't Know (Mark?) for most of the good ones (particularly the back and forth).
I'll never look at a table the same way again. Until, of course, tomorrow.
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